Patient: Me and my boyfriend have never had sex. he has only ever fingered me and eaten out my vagina. now im feeling dizzy, tired, and just sick to my stomach. is there any possibility that i could be pregnant?
Doctor: The possibilities are slim and near zero. The only possibility of pregnancy would be if your boyfriends fingers containe d ejaculation fluid or pre ejaculation fluid on them. If there was no such fluid, then there is no possibility of becoming pregnant.
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Guest: funny one though