I’ve just tried to use the toilet , I discovered

Patient: I’ve just tried to use the toilet , I discovered two lumps around my anus that get bigger when I push. I then discovered a red flesh like peace coming out of my anus the harder I pushed. I haven’t noticed these symptoms before. I’m also experiencing pain in my testicles and lower stomach. I have sensitive pieces on my testicle which when I looked online I thought where just veins etc. Now I’m beginning to think it’s all linked. What is wrong and how serious is this ? My gp is closed today is it possible to wait til tomorrow ? Also I have a party to attend is that ok and is Alchol ok ?

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